I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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