So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You have to summon your inner elephant
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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