how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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