4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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