ya dads aren't the best wingmen
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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