Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you never un-have a 4some
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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