oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
can u get pink eye on your cock?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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