David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I will be naked everywhere
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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