He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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