Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Say something about gay babies.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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