Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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