found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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