I think my vagina is haunted
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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