Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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