they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
do nipples grow back?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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