It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
His nipple licking is glorious
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