I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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