her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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