great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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