I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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