Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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