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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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