No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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