Sry I called you an 8
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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