the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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