Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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