He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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