ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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