The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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