matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
love makes seman taste better
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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