Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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