you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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