we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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