Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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