When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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