I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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