sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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