what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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