your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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