Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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