what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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