My liver just broke up with me...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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