there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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