do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
