My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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