there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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