are you still at the devil's house?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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