the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm too high and old for this...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
