well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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