Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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