Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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