god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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