VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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