they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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